What's a Boy To Do?

What does a kid do when Mom is busy taking pictures of a middle school soccer game?  

He stomps on the bleachers:

He climbs up the giant hill to the parking lot:

He balances on the pavement:

He runs back down the hill:

He stops to think about his next move: 

He plays with the chain link fence:

And then climbs back up the hill: 

NOW can we go home, Mom??